Company’s New “Quiet Hour” Policy Turns Office Into Library of Despair

In an effort to boost productivity and reduce distractions, the leadership team at InnovateCo has introduced a “Quiet Hour” policy. However, the initiative has inadvertently turned the bustling office into a silent, eerie library of despair.

Silence Isn’t Always Golden

“We thought a dedicated quiet hour would help people focus,” explained Operations Manager Tim Brown. “But now it’s like working in a mausoleum.”

Employees have expressed mixed feelings about the change. “It’s so quiet, you can hear a pin drop,” said Jane from marketing. “Or, more realistically, you can hear Dave from IT chewing his lunch. It’s unsettling.”

The Downside of Quiet

The policy has also led to an unintended increase in passive-aggressive note-passing and exaggerated silent gestures. “I miss the noise,” confessed one employee. “I never thought I’d say this, but I actually miss hearing loud phone calls and random office banter.”

InnovateCo is now reconsidering the policy, exploring alternatives such as “Moderate Noise Wednesdays” and “White Noise Fridays” to strike a better balance.

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