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Intern Accidentally Becomes Senior Executive After Muttering “That Seems Inefficient”
December 1, 2025
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Intern casually notes inefficiency; executives treat him like he’s the second coming of Lean Six Sigma.

The Rise of the Triple-Threat Job Title
November 24, 2025
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One lucky hire will get the opportunity to manage finances, craft brand strategy, and unclog office disasters!

Middle Manager Held Hostage by His Own PowerPoint Enters Hour Four
November 13, 2025
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Trapped in a corporate fever dream, Greg confidently redefines industry terms, logic, and the limits of human endurance.

AspireCorp Launches Heroic Quest for the Cheapest “Rockstar”
November 11, 2025
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Applicants must enter The Gauntlet—four interviews, zero pay, and one inevitable Chad.

LayoffBot 2.0: Now with 15% More Empathy and 0% Severance
November 9, 2025
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This new AI tool fires employees with empathy, efficiency, and a soothing Bluetooth connection.

RTO Mandates Relocation to the Moon for “Synergy” and Definitely Not a Tax Loophole
October 14, 2025
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CEO at new lunar headquarters instructs employees to inhale rationed oxygen “like a boss.”

Dead Serious: Why Corpses Make the Best Employees
September 28, 2025
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Groundbreaking research reveals new pool of top talent.
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