In an unprecedenteIn an unprecedented move to embrace remote work, Tech Giant Inc. has rolled out a “Work From Anywhere” policy. The policy, intended to grant employees ultimate flexibility, has led to some surprising and unintended consequences.
A Whole New World of Productivity
“I thought it was a joke,” said Steve from the IT department. “But then, Janet in marketing sent a Zoom invite from Mars. I guess the Wi-Fi is better up there?”
The company is now grappling with the logistical challenges of managing a workforce scattered across the solar system. “We’re experiencing some time lag,” admitted HR Manager Julia Hayes. “But we believe the benefits of extraterrestrial productivity far outweigh the occasional 30-minute delay.”
Ground Control to Major Tom
The policy has also introduced new health and safety protocols. “Our insurance now covers alien abductions,” said Hayes. “We’re just trying to stay ahead of the curve.”d
